All blockchain-casino driven websites advertise "Provably Fair" gaming. With a good portion of the gaming sites you see out there, pardon my expression, that is a crock of shit. Maybe provably fair as in totally transparent is there, but most people playing wouldn't know how to verify these transactions anyway. Hell most of the people that could would just blindly believe what they see, when it has a big green check mark next to it and says, "verified". I'm sure there is absolutely no way that could be faked. Anywho, I'm currently playing blackjack with a site that will remain nameless (easy enough to figure that out). Clearly using a heavy house edge. Either that or "Provably Fair" means rob me blind and kick my teeth in with self dealt blackjacks or player busts every hand.

When I first started playing on this particular casino site, all went smoothly. Was up and down and even, also staked a few of their tokens that I won, and they pay a small daily dividend which I think is great. I'll admit I am a sore loser, and more often than not I raise the stakes when I lose in the hopes of a rebound. I have been playing blackjack at casinos in Atlantic City and Vegas and on the internet (blockchain and standard) for about 15 years on a weekly to bimonthly basis. Now, I don't in any way think that makes me an expert, but it does make me experienced with machine driven casino systems. What has happened over the last, I'll say 500 hands I've played, is an insurmountable edge that is obvious and callous, and ultimately very poorly designed programming. Example, about 50 out of 100 hands ... dealer - face up 10 card, player - some combo totaling 12. Hit me, face card, BUST. Now I have enough gaming experience and technical know-how to identify manipulation through robotic, repetitious number sequences, however with the way things have panned out lately for me on this site, it wouldn't take Linus Torvalds to tell me a programming fix has been implemented for extreme "bleed me out quickly" House Edge. In other words, you can literally smell the fumes of shitty toilet water coming out of this monkey's ass.

What can I do about it? Nothing. In essence, this dude, most likely living in his mom's basement, only comes out for fresh air when he needs to oxidize the mutant sized fever blisters protruding from his face and neck, undoubtedly acquired from smearing his bacteria ridden, Dorito crumb-covered mitts on that hideously misshapen piece of overripe produce he calls a face. Probably scores a big ZERO when it comes to any sort of sex life. So he, in essence, is already paying for his sins through the grotesque features and sexless lifestyle bestowed upon him by the cosmos. But while it is hysterical to think about this carnival freak crying himself to sleep because he'll never feel another human's touch, it does nothing for the much grander problem at hand. And, for whatever reason, as of lately my mind has strayed away from the violent, head bludgeoning behaviors of yesteryear I once exhibited. So the "Hulk Smash" solution is also a no go for me. I figured that if any community could be swayed into helping me give this problem a critical thinking infused boost, it would be my fellow Steemians.

Unfortunately, my knowledge of programming ends with some command shell and minor scripting, so I fear I do not have the technical know-how to create a bot or other piece of software that would have a way of analyzing questionable blockchain based casino sites and somehow grading and analyzing the validity of their "Provably Fair" tagline. Has anyone else found an analytical script or bot or source code that is able to essentially "grade" blockchain based gaming systems? If so, please by all means, fill me in below. I realize that request is a bit of a hail Mary, honestly this post was more about venting off some frustration towards the needledick who is administrating that site. The question I ultimately ask for those of you having difficulty sifting through the torrents of maniacal nonsense exuded from keys controlled by the fingers of a loud mouth egotistical malcontent such as myself, is this:

Is there a bot or software with the ability to grade the overall fairness of blockchain based casinos?

Thanks for tuning in to another disgruntled crypto-rant. Another one is just around the corner.