Clothing Conspiracy? The Historical Hoax of Fashion - Dressing Up

EXCLUSIVE REPORT
In a world where everyone is obsessed with "fashion" and "social norms," ​​one brave soul dared to say: Why get dressed up?

Are you one of those souls who lets fashion designers and especially your friends dominate you and force you to buy the latest fashion even though you don't have a dime to spare? Then take an example from the only person who has plucked up the courage and doesn't care about fashion. She wears what she wants and only needs two items of clothing that she can wear alternately. One on her body, and one washed on the clothesline.


"Why should I dress up and pretend to be someone else? Clothes that don't fit well and give you all sorts of nasty diseases because they're made of plastic, the labels itch, your organs are pinched and you also get an allergy? When it comes down to it, people are never charmed by the way you walk around. It's too modern, too old-fashioned, too big, too small, too bright, too boring, so why bother when I can walk around comfortably without filling the pockets of salespeople and fashion designers with my meagre wages for which I have to work hard? Besides, I'm already running and trotting all day long and I have to carry enough stuff already. You have to be crazy to want to carry the burden. The weight of what we carry is a burden on the body and also on the environment. A person doesn't need all that extra stuff to feel unhappy. The time of the constricting corset and tight trousers is long gone. Let's act normal, then we're already crazy enough."

Comfort Revolution

Q: "Don’t you think you should have dressed more professionally?"
A: "Why? Does my ability to be a doctor or my knowledge increase if I am dressed up?"


She had barely uttered those words when people followed her advice en masse. A sigh of relief went through the country and everyone said: "How lucky that the doctor said so. Now I can finally be myself without a care in the world and concentrate on work, family and hobby without feeling uncomfortable in all those clothes that make me feel like canned fish."


@gertu’s new dressing style, a bathrobe, led to some fascinating observations:

• Delivery men and pets don’t care.
• Neighbours finally stopped wasting her time
• The plants in the garden thrive, and the number of customers has tripled

*The only thing of importance is that the bathrobe is comfortable and has pockets."

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Prompt: the weight of what we carry - by @freewritehouse}