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Been there, got attempted mugging on day 1, left on day 2, never going back. :-)

Welcome to the land of the slave, here is your mugging.
How do you like us now?
Lol.

Fucking off to Thailand, you coming?

Not unless we are sailing,...

Get a boat then :-)

Lol, maybe one of these days.
I guess i could ferry across the bearing straights and bike the whole way.
Think i can run the borders?

Hence me being in the EAST :-).