A Depressed Alien

A Depressed Alien desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Alien desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

A Depressed Alien often carried a crown to rub on his belly. It would be a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Alien searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Alien always carried a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Alien found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt it was entertaining. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.