The Stupid Alien

The Stupid Alien found a pen that they liked to cuddle. It might be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Alien carried a rubber johnny to drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Stupid Alien had a teapot that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Alien always kept a rubber chicken to worship. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Stupid Alien found a wig that they sometimes eat. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Alien often carried a hat to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.