A Purple Alien

A Purple Alien desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Purple Alien always had with them a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Alien looked for a lava lamp to put on his head. It would have been a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Alien owned a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Purple Alien looked for a hat to demolish. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Purple Alien found a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.