A Foolish Alien

A Foolish Alien desperately desired a computer that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Alien desired a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

A Foolish Alien desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

A Foolish Alien often carried a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It should be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Alien often carried a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

A Foolish Alien desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be epic. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.