A Bum Loving Alien

A Bum Loving Alien owned a toilet brush that they would put down their trousers. It is an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Alien found a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Alien desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would drop. It would be a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Bum Loving Alien needed a bat that they liked to throw. This seems a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Alien often carried a melon that they liked to eat. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Alien always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to play with. This seems an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.