His Purple Alien

His Purple Alien owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Purple Alien desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Purple Alien carried a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Purple Alien found a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Alien carried a bottle of wine that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

His Purple Alien always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.