The Eccentric Alien

The Eccentric Alien often carried a cup that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Alien desperately desired a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Alien needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Eccentric Alien searched for a lava lamp that they would often eat. It might be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Alien desperately looked for a sponge to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Alien desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.