The Naughty Alien

The Naughty Alien carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Naughty Alien desired a cup that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Alien always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Naughty Alien craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Naughty Alien searched for a stretchman that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Alien always carried a helmet to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A helmet was the thing that was selected.