The Cheerful Alien

The Cheerful Alien found a piece of paper that they would cuddle. It was a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Alien desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Alien craved for a chocolate bar that they would break. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Alien searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Alien always had with them a set square that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it

The Cheerful Alien looked for a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.