Her Boring Alien

Her Boring Alien needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. It would be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Boring Alien always carried a wig that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

Her Boring Alien desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Alien always had with them a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Alien desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Her Boring Alien desperately wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.