His Weary Alien

His Weary Alien desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Weary Alien found a big sponge that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

His Weary Alien desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Weary Alien always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

His Weary Alien always kept a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Weary Alien craved for a ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.