His Scary Alien

His Scary Alien often carried a stapler that they would put down their trousers. It is a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Scary Alien desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

His Scary Alien looked for a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

His Scary Alien found a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Alien searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Alien desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It might be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was stunning. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.