The Depressed Alien

The Depressed Alien looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be sublime. A cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Depressed Alien desperately needed a piece of paper to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Depressed Alien carried a melon that they would embrace. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was fun. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Alien always had with them a pint of beer to eat. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Alien searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.