A Naughty Alien

A Naughty Alien always carried a pint of beer that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Alien searched for a teapot that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird action, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Alien needed a stretchman that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is epic. A stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Alien wanted a melon that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Alien found a computer that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Alien found a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.