The Square Alien

The Square Alien desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would throw. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Square Alien always kept a rubber chicken to break. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Square Alien always had with them a teapot to throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Square Alien carried a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

The Square Alien desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

The Square Alien searched for a stretchman to put down their trousers. One might say this is a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.