The Nervous Alien

The Nervous Alien desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a cup of all things.

The Nervous Alien desired a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Alien searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It might be a different thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels it was out of this world. A set of lego was the chosen item.

The Nervous Alien desperately needed a mug that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Alien always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Alien carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.