Her Bewildered Alien

Her Bewildered Alien had a cup that they would often sleep with. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to choose.

Her Bewildered Alien often carried a lava lamp that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Bewildered Alien found a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Her Bewildered Alien always kept a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Bewildered Alien desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Her Bewildered Alien desired a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.