My Eccentric Alien

My Eccentric Alien always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Eccentric Alien desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Alien often carried a crown that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Alien desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to play with. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

My Eccentric Alien craved for a tomato that they liked to embrace. This seems an original activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Alien had a helmet to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.