My Troubled Alien

My Troubled Alien desperately wanted a cup to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.

My Troubled Alien had a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Alien needed a can of Tango to drop. It might be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Alien desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Alien owned a CD player that they would occasionally share. It should have been an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Alien found a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to select.