Confused Alien

Confused Alien craved for a crown to cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

Confused Alien always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Confused Alien desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Confused Alien looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Confused Alien desperately desired a bag of flour that they would put on his head. It is a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour of all things.

Confused Alien desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A piece of paper being the item opted for.