Confused Alien

Confused Alien desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Alien searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Alien often carried a mug that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen thing.

Confused Alien searched for a CD player that they would share. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing selected.

Confused Alien wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Alien craved for a bag of poop that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.