RE: Friendlier animal sayings.....a spoof
this should have been entered into #comedyopenmic also ! hehehehehe
ok hmmm yes - i was giggling so hard LOL
how about...
Quit cold . wait. what does quit cold turkey really mean anyway? I mean i know it means like - stop abruptly - but the saying.
maybe it's a good thing for the turkey.. you're bringing him a blanket or something.
maybe that actually helps the turkey.
ants in my pants. again. perhaps the ants are getting out of the rain???? i mean - come on. why are they just assuming that the ants don't WANT to be in my pants???
mad as a hornet. is it MY fault that the hornet is mad???? have they SEEN a hornet? i think we're just stating the obvious.
Let sleeping dogs lie. see... i'm just thinking that if PETA wants to wake the dog - the dog might have something to say about that. I think the dog actually would side with us on this one.
Like a fish out of water. ok - i'll give them this one. We can change that to "like a human under water." then we can just offend the humans hehehehe
and the best one that you exchanged?!?!?! hahahahahahaha "could you not drop my grapes!" LOLOLOL
i'm going to actually start using this one. it just needs to happen. LOLOLOL
I would let some ants live in my pants if it kept them out of the rain what about you? If we changed it to "like a human underwater" then all the merfolk and fishies would be upset not to mention Aquaman.
"Could you not drop my grapes?" now I am laughing. Sometimes I look back and say to myself "Who wrote that?" then I remember I did.
Lololololol
I like the elephant one too!!!!!! @kaerpediem knows how much I like elephants in the room hehehe
Is this for real?
oh wow!!!
That's hilarious!!
Let's stick to ol school...or how would you ride the elephant tsk tsk tsk
Yep he said it's for real!!!! Lololol crazy! Hehehe.. riding elephant... Only if they let us! Hahhaaha
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