The Boring Antelope

The Boring Antelope always had with them a tomato that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a tomato is the item to select.

The Boring Antelope desired a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Boring Antelope had a wig that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

The Boring Antelope needed a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Boring Antelope always carried a wig that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Antelope carried a pen that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen having that done to it