The Silly Antelope

The Silly Antelope desperately desired a bat that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Antelope wanted a spade that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A spade is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Antelope carried a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Silly Antelope craved for a little monkey that they would smash. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Antelope desired a cucumber that they sometimes share. It should be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Silly Antelope searched for a pen that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.