My Crypting Antelope

My Crypting Antelope wanted a magic 8 ball to smash. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Antelope always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

My Crypting Antelope always kept a can of Tango that they would embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Antelope often carried a custard pie that they would often cuddle. It was a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

My Crypting Antelope carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

My Crypting Antelope desperately needed a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.