A Confused Antelope

A Confused Antelope desperately craved for a crown that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Antelope desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Antelope wanted a can of Tango to share. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

A Confused Antelope carried a bottle of wine to throw. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Confused Antelope craved for a sponge that they would often break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Antelope always carried a rubber chicken that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.