His Purple Antelope

His Purple Antelope owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Antelope always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be simply life. A rubber johnny being the chosen item.

His Purple Antelope desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would share. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Antelope always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be sublime. A helmet being the thing opted for.

His Purple Antelope looked for a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Purple Antelope always kept a bag of poop to cuddle. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.