My Naughty Antelope

My Naughty Antelope looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Antelope desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

My Naughty Antelope wanted a cup that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

My Naughty Antelope carried a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was selected.

My Naughty Antelope searched for a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Antelope desperately needed a computer to put in the bath with him. It was an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.