My Stupid Antelope

My Stupid Antelope craved for a bat that they sometimes break. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Antelope searched for a rubber johnny that they would often break. This seems a fairly funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Antelope desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Antelope craved for a stretchman to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Antelope needed a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. This seems to be an original action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.