The Gentle Antelope

The Gentle Antelope always kept a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Antelope desired a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Antelope owned a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Gentle Antelope desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Antelope often carried a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Antelope craved for a block of cheese that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was out of this world. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.