His Round Antelope

His Round Antelope desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

His Round Antelope always carried a pencil sharpener that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

His Round Antelope had a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

His Round Antelope looked for a teapot that they would often eat. It was a surprising action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Round Antelope always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

His Round Antelope always had with them a big sponge that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to opt for.