Bewildered Antelope

Bewildered Antelope desperately searched for a pen that they would often smash. It is a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a pen is the item to select.

Bewildered Antelope searched for a mug to annihilate One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was simply life. A mug was the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Bewildered Antelope desperately craved for a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Bewildered Antelope desperately desired a little monkey to worship. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Antelope found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A can of Tango was the chosen thing.