Troubled Antelope

Troubled Antelope had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Troubled Antelope carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Troubled Antelope desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Troubled Antelope looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This seems a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Troubled Antelope desperately craved for a big sponge that they would hug. It was an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. A big sponge is the item to opt for.