A Purple Antelope

A Purple Antelope searched for a set square to cuddle. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Antelope desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a funny thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

A Purple Antelope always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Purple Antelope had a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Purple Antelope always carried a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

A Purple Antelope needed a pint of cider that they would eat. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.