His Purple Antelope

His Purple Antelope often carried a tomato that they would occasionally embrace. It is a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A tomato was the item that was selected.

His Purple Antelope desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. A wig is the item to select.

His Purple Antelope found a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Antelope needed a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Antelope looked for a teapot that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. A teapot being the thing selected.

His Purple Antelope always carried a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.