The Nervous Antelope

The Nervous Antelope searched for a pencil sharpener to put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Nervous Antelope found a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Nervous Antelope desperately wanted a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Nervous Antelope looked for a piece of paper that they would hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Antelope desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Antelope desired a toilet brush to smash. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.