My Worrisome Antelope

My Worrisome Antelope found a bottle of beer that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Worrisome Antelope looked for a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to select.

My Worrisome Antelope craved for a mug that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Antelope found a sack of potatoes to eat. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Worrisome Antelope desperately craved for a spade that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was amazing. A spade is the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.