The Silly Antelope

The Silly Antelope wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Antelope desperately desired a CD player that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player of all things.

The Silly Antelope looked for a wig that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Silly Antelope desperately needed a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Antelope always kept a ball that they would often smash. It should be an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A ball was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Antelope looked for a computer that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.