The Cheerful Antelope

The Cheerful Antelope always carried a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Antelope desperately wanted a sword that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope owned a sword to put on his head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Antelope always kept a rubber chicken to embrace. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would eat. It should be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.