His Adorable Artist

His Adorable Artist found a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Artist wanted a custard pie to experiment on. It was a fairly strange thought, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Artist always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

His Adorable Artist desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

His Adorable Artist craved for a set of lego that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

His Adorable Artist desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.