The Handsome Artist

The Handsome Artist searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Handsome Artist desperately searched for a hat that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

The Handsome Artist desired a set of lego that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Handsome Artist always kept a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was simply life. A sponge is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Artist had a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a strange operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Artist desperately searched for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat is the item to choose.