The Crypting Artist

The Crypting Artist craved for a crown that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Artist looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Artist wanted a toilet brush that they would embrace. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Artist desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Artist found a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Artist had a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It is a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.