The Brainy Artist

The Brainy Artist desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Artist desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes throw. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Artist needed a bat to smash. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Artist wanted a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Artist desperately wanted a cucumber to sleep with. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Artist had a CD player to play with. This seems a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.