A Cute Artist

A Cute Artist always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It would be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Cute Artist had a melon that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

A Cute Artist always kept a toilet brush that they would often worship. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

A Cute Artist desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Cute Artist often carried a tomato that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

A Cute Artist owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.