His Colourful Artist

His Colourful Artist desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be stunning. A painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

His Colourful Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Colourful Artist owned a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Colourful Artist had a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Artist needed a spade that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

His Colourful Artist always carried a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.