The Ugly Artist

The Ugly Artist desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Artist desired a spade to put down their trousers. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

The Ugly Artist craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Ugly Artist owned a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist desperately looked for a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Artist always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It was a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.