The Scary Artist

The Scary Artist always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Artist needed a cucumber to put on his head. It might have been a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Artist desperately needed a can of coke that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Scary Artist craved for a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Scary Artist wanted a stapler that they would break. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Scary Artist craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was an original operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.